Don't be so "sirius!" We'll help you lighten the mood with our funny space jokes. Because sometimes you just need a good laugh!
25 Space Jokes
Q: Where do astronauts 👩🚀 keep their Astronaut Foods Snacks 🍦🚀🍌🍓? A: In their launch box.🚀📦😂
———-
Q: What was the first animal in space?
A: The cow that jumped over the moon! 🐄🌙
———-
Q: Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?
A: Because Mercury moved in.
———-
Q: What did the alien say to the cat? 👽🐈
A: Take me to your litter.
———-
Q: Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
A: He was looking for Pluto.
———-
Q: What do you call a loony spaceman?
A: An astronut. 👩🚀 🥜
———-
Q: What did the alien say when he was out of room?
A: I’m all spaced out!
———-
Q: Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon? 🍴🌑
A: Because there was no atmosphere.
———-
Q: What do you call a comet wrapped in bacon? A: A meateor.☄️🥓
———-
Q:Why aren’t astronauts hungry when they get to space? A:They had a big launch. 🚀
———-
Q: What did Mars say to Saturn? A: Give me a ring sometime. ☎️🪐
———-
Q: How did the Space Teddy Bear cross the road?
A: Ewoked. 🧸🚀
———-
Q: What does Earth say to tease the other planets? 🌎
A: "You guys have no life."
———-
Q: Did you hear the one about the astronaut who stepped in gum? A: He got stuck in Orbit.
———-
Q: How do Earth, Saturn, and Neptune organize a party? A: They planet. 🥳
———-
Q: Why didn't the sun go to college? A: Because it already had a million degrees! 🌞
———-
Q: Why couldn't the astronaut book a room on the moon? A: It was full! 🌕
———-
Q: Why didn’t the Dog Star laugh at the joke? A: It was too Sirius. 🌟
———-
Q: Why did the Americans win the space race? A: Because the soviets were Stalin.
———-
Q: What does an astronaut call his ex from space? A: SpaceX.
———-
Q: What did the astronaut say when he crashed into the moon? 🚀👩🚀 🌑 A: I Apollo-gize.
———-
Q: Why don’t aliens eat clowns? 👽🤡 A: Because they taste funny.
———-
Q: Where would an astronaut park his space ship? A: A parking meteor.
———-
Q: Why did the star get arrested? A: Because it was a shooting star! 🌠
———-
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Solar.
Solar, who?
Solar you going to think of a better joke? 🤔🤣
Fun Tip!
Use some of these jokes for a family comedy night! Take turns being the spotlight comedian.
