25 Silly Space Jokes For Space Nerds

25 Silly Space Jokes For Space Nerds

January 20, 2021

Don't be so "sirius!" We'll help you lighten the mood with our funny space jokes. Because sometimes you just need a good laugh!

25 Space Jokes

Q: Where do astronauts 👩‍🚀 keep their Astronaut Foods Snacks 🍦🚀🍌🍓?   A: In their launch box.🚀📦😂

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Q: What was the first animal in space? 
A: The cow that jumped over the moon! 🐄🌙

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Q: Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?
A: Because Mercury moved in.

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Q: What did the alien say to the cat? 👽🐈
A: Take me to your litter.

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Q: Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space? 
A: He was looking for Pluto.

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Q: What do you call a loony spaceman? 
A: An astronut. 👩‍🚀 🥜

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Q: What did the alien say when he was out of room?
A: I’m all spaced out!

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Q: Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon? 🍴🌑
A: Because there was no atmosphere.

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Q: What do you call a comet wrapped in bacon?                                                  A: A meateor.☄️🥓

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Q:Why aren’t astronauts hungry when they get to space?                              A:They had a big launch. 🚀

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Q: What did Mars say to Saturn?                                                                         A: Give me a ring sometime. ☎️🪐

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Q: How did the Space Teddy Bear cross the road?
A: Ewoked. 🧸🚀

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Q: What does Earth say to tease the other planets? 🌎
A: "You guys have no life." 

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Q: Did you hear the one about the astronaut who stepped in gum?                      A: He got stuck in Orbit. 

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Q: How do Earth, Saturn, and Neptune organize a party?                                    A: They planet. 🥳

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Q: Why didn't the sun go to college?                                                                    A: Because it already had a million degrees! 🌞

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Q: Why couldn't the astronaut book a room on the moon?                                  A: It was full! 🌕

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Q: Why didn’t the Dog Star laugh at the joke?                                                     A: It was too Sirius. 🌟

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Q: Why did the Americans win the space race?                                                  A: Because the soviets were Stalin.

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Q: What does an astronaut call his ex from space?                                             A: SpaceX.

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Q: What did the astronaut say when he crashed into the moon? 🚀👩‍🚀 🌑          A: I Apollo-gize. 

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Q: Why don’t aliens eat clowns? 👽🤡                                                                   A: Because they taste funny.

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Q: Where would an astronaut park his space ship?                                            A: A parking meteor.  

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Q: Why did the star get arrested?                                                               A: Because it was a shooting star! 🌠

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Knock, knock.                                                                                                        Who’s there?
Solar.
Solar, who?
Solar you going to think of a better joke? 🤔🤣

Fun Tip!

Use some of these jokes for a family comedy night! Take turns being the spotlight comedian. 




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