Don't be so "sirius!" We'll help you lighten the mood with our funny space jokes. Because sometimes you just need a good laugh!
First let's start off by some help from our Ai friends:
- Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter!
- What do you call a tick on the moon? A lunatick!
- How do you organize a space party? You planet!
- Why couldn't the astronaut book a hotel on the moon? Because it was full!
- What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer? The space bar.
These jokes above were written by ChatGPT on November 14, 2023.
Now on to more of our favorites!
25 Space Jokes
Q: Where do astronauts 👩🚀 keep their Astronaut Foods Snacks 🍦🚀🍌🍓? A: In their launch box.🚀📦😂
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Q: What was the first animal in space?
A: The cow that jumped over the moon! 🐄🌙
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Q: Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?
A: Because Mercury moved in.
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Q: What did the alien say to the cat? 👽🐈
A: Take me to your litter.
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Q: Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
A: He was looking for Pluto.
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Q: What do you call a loony spaceman?
A: An astronut. 👩🚀 🥜
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Q: What did the alien say when he was out of room?
A: I’m all spaced out!
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Q: Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon? 🍴🌑
A: Because there was no atmosphere.
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Q: What do you call a comet wrapped in bacon? A: A meateor.☄️🥓
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Q:Why aren’t astronauts hungry when they get to space? A:They had a big launch. 🚀
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Q: What did Mars say to Saturn? A: Give me a ring sometime. ☎️🪐
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Q: How did the Space Teddy Bear cross the road?
A: Ewoked. 🧸🚀
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Q: What does Earth say to tease the other planets? 🌎
A: "You guys have no life."
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Q: Did you hear the one about the astronaut who stepped in gum? A: He got stuck in Orbit.
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Q: How do Earth, Saturn, and Neptune organize a party? A: They planet. 🥳
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Q: Why didn't the sun go to college? A: Because it already had a million degrees! 🌞
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Q: Why couldn't the astronaut book a room on the moon? A: It was full! 🌕
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Q: Why didn’t the Dog Star laugh at the joke? A: It was too Sirius. 🌟
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Q: Why did the Americans win the space race? A: Because the soviets were Stalin.
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Q: What does an astronaut call his ex from space? A: SpaceX.
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Q: What did the astronaut say when he crashed into the moon? 🚀👩🚀 🌑 A: I Apollo-gize.
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Q: Why don’t aliens eat clowns? 👽🤡 A: Because they taste funny.
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Q: Where would an astronaut park his space ship? A: A parking meteor.
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Q: Why did the star get arrested? A: Because it was a shooting star! 🌠
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Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Solar.
Solar, who?
Solar you going to think of a better joke? 🤔🤣
Fun Tip!
Use some of these jokes for a family comedy night! Take turns being the spotlight comedian.
